Valentine’s Day

Rant mode. Why are Valentine’s Day cards so crap? If they haven’t got some mushy poem in them then they have bullshit on the front…

To my wife….

“All the love I have I give to you” – none left over for the children then?

“I love you more and more each day” – I hated you when we got married, but each day I’ve learnt to love you a little bit more. Now I can just about tolerate you.

“YOU (in 2” high letters) are the one I love” – and not the girl from accounts I’ve been shagging for the last six months.

Next year I’ll make my own and say something I mean and the wife doesn’t automatically think is nonsense.

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John Talbot

The main protagonist behind this nonsense. The website title is inspired by the lyrics of the B-side to Lily the Pink by The Scaffold. "The buttons of your mind were difficult to find and my fingers far too clumsy."

4 thoughts on “Valentine’s Day”

  3. <boom> I decree this day to be null and void, it is nothing but a commercial entity that takes money from honest men & panders to vain women giving a pointless day long ego boost! <boom>

    <boom> Ps… Unless she swallows, then it was worth a bit of cash <boom>

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